Somehow I always end up watching Cheers or The L Word.

I hate it when guys check me out. So, I look away and pick my nose.

I hate it when people make me laugh when I’m mad.

(Source: jorlandisc00l)

The perfect date for me would be a trip to the zoo.

I hate making my bed because I always end up jumping in it.

I have a list of my future Halloween costumes.

My sleeping schedule is fucked.